A friend closer to my age writes:
So my brother's 67th birthday is tomorrow and he just received a Happy Birthday email from -- Medicare! No kidding!
After they wish him happy birthday they tell him to check on his eligibility for screening for:
PSA (which, recall, is now not recommended in all guidelines)
Abdominal aortic aneurysm
Zowie, look what we have to look forward to! My mind is blown!