Thursday, December 01, 2011

The truth about lies

The four great lies in American life:

"I'll still respect you in the morning."

"The check is in the mail."

"I'm from the government, and I am here to help you."

"I'm from academia, and I am here to clarify things."

Here's proof of the last one, from the Boston University IT department:

"Accounts for new faculty and staff will be provisioned during employment onboarding."

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